whisky
Boobie inspector
I think I was dreaming about the Doctor Who special.
The doctor was happy that he was going to be sharing the tardis with another doctor, so as a joke built an extension on the outside, making it half as big again, then after he went away and came back again, the other doctor had done the same thing making the police box twice as big.
Then the original doctor went inside, and noticed there were now controls suitable for a dalek to use, "thats odd" he said, then a black dalek entered the control room, and plugged himself into the console, starting up the tardis.
The dalek said the tardis belonged to the daleks now, and another twenty of them entered the control room.
The doctor went running out of the front door and closed them behind him, then ordered the tardis to accept no further voice orders from anyone.
Then he realised that meant it wouldnt take orders from him either, and now he was sealed outside the tardis forever.
With the noise of Dalek gunfire coming from inside the tardis, the doctor looked at the camera and said "bugger", and the credits started to roll.
The doctor was happy that he was going to be sharing the tardis with another doctor, so as a joke built an extension on the outside, making it half as big again, then after he went away and came back again, the other doctor had done the same thing making the police box twice as big.
Then the original doctor went inside, and noticed there were now controls suitable for a dalek to use, "thats odd" he said, then a black dalek entered the control room, and plugged himself into the console, starting up the tardis.
The dalek said the tardis belonged to the daleks now, and another twenty of them entered the control room.
The doctor went running out of the front door and closed them behind him, then ordered the tardis to accept no further voice orders from anyone.
Then he realised that meant it wouldnt take orders from him either, and now he was sealed outside the tardis forever.
With the noise of Dalek gunfire coming from inside the tardis, the doctor looked at the camera and said "bugger", and the credits started to roll.