Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Had a fairly detailed one yesterday that I was sad that I didn't get to write down. But it seems to have stuck with me so I'll give it a shot. Some fairly common themes from my dreams but with a few new twists:
I'm in an Uber or a cab or something that is taking me to some kind of military conference or planning session and I'm in a suit and tie. The driver is trying to make small talk so I tell him I kill people for a living before walking that back and clarifying a bit. Of course once I get in the actual room with everyone I'm in a collared shirt and pajama bottoms while everyone else is dressed appropriately. Some girl who is hosting(?) moderating(?) the event tries to diffuse things by pointing out that the pajama bottoms are "cute." I try to at least change into a T-Shirt so what I'm wearing makes a bit of sense but I can't get the T-shirt to go over my head and shoulders so I give up. I also realize my pajama bottoms are actually pretty ratty and worn out and remember I have a pair of pants with me so I duck into this hostel/cafe type place next door(!) to change in the bathroom. At first all I can find is the ladies' room but then someone points me to the men's room. Of course I'm having trouble changing quickly and I'm holding up the line. People are banging on the door because they want to take a shower. And since it is a kind of hippie place I could've just changed out in the main room. Indeed, there's a cute girl just walking around naked. A guy I met subtly tries to point her out and I'm like "I know. But I can't just stare." Around this point I'm starting to wonder if any of the people in the hostel have security clearances and why a big military conference is happening right next door--there aren't even doors between the two spaces--just doorways. Maybe not even that, just an missing wall between the two rooms.
I'm in an Uber or a cab or something that is taking me to some kind of military conference or planning session and I'm in a suit and tie. The driver is trying to make small talk so I tell him I kill people for a living before walking that back and clarifying a bit. Of course once I get in the actual room with everyone I'm in a collared shirt and pajama bottoms while everyone else is dressed appropriately. Some girl who is hosting(?) moderating(?) the event tries to diffuse things by pointing out that the pajama bottoms are "cute." I try to at least change into a T-Shirt so what I'm wearing makes a bit of sense but I can't get the T-shirt to go over my head and shoulders so I give up. I also realize my pajama bottoms are actually pretty ratty and worn out and remember I have a pair of pants with me so I duck into this hostel/cafe type place next door(!) to change in the bathroom. At first all I can find is the ladies' room but then someone points me to the men's room. Of course I'm having trouble changing quickly and I'm holding up the line. People are banging on the door because they want to take a shower. And since it is a kind of hippie place I could've just changed out in the main room. Indeed, there's a cute girl just walking around naked. A guy I met subtly tries to point her out and I'm like "I know. But I can't just stare." Around this point I'm starting to wonder if any of the people in the hostel have security clearances and why a big military conference is happening right next door--there aren't even doors between the two spaces--just doorways. Maybe not even that, just an missing wall between the two rooms.