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Drilled myself good and proper today

Yub

Anachrophobic
Normally when using the drill if I'm going to injure myself I'll more than likely slip and graze myself with it. But today I caught myself good and proper and drilled my right pointer so that when I closed my hand into a fist fat came out the hole. Nice work, I say.
 
perhaps time to visit hospital for a tetnus shot and some gauze to pack that with?
 
Fist fat is hot.
 
Hmmm... is that what you're calling it?
 
Good God, Yub, try to be more careful. That sounds gross.
 
I imagine it not only sounds gross, but feels/looks/is gross.
 
Was this before or after you threw up?
 
Fist fat pics please.
 
i sense typing is not high on yubs list today
 
It was only a 3mm bit so the wound is small and has now [sorry Wacky] closed up enough so the fat is no longer surfacing. I disinfected the hole and am keeping it dry and clean. Doesn't hurt as I've hurt myself far worse than this. I once slipped and torn open my palm grabbing some barbed wire fencing to steady myself. Got a nice v shaped scar out of that.
 
everyone should have a hobby
 
i for one am very proud of all of us for not turning "drilled myself" into some sort of sick, sexual joke.

for example, "i had a huge boner, tripped and fell into a knot-hole in the floor, and drilled myself good and proper". something like that.

bravo, everyone.
 
i for one am very proud of all of us for not turning "drilled myself" into some sort of sick, sexual joke.

for example, "i had a huge boner, tripped and fell into a knot-hole in the floor, and drilled myself good and proper". something like that.

bravo, everyone.

Damn! Beat me to it. I was just about to post that thread tittle sounded sexy or something like that.
 
I'll be sure to sex up my next injury just for you, Loktar.
 
I had a fucking good wank today.
 
I'm happy for you and your beaten penis, Wacky.
 
thanks for sharing!
 
The one I had today was not so good.
 
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