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Drunk Ewok Moonwalks & Molests Al Roker on Today Show

Mentalist

Mentalist

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Come on. It's so worth it's own thread.
 
How did I miss this?
 
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That actually gets funnier the longer you watch it!
 
I didn't miss it. I just didn't post it here. I did post up on FB, but almost none of you have me friended, so that was totally useless to mention BUT TOO LATE YOU'VE READ AND THUS I STEAL PRECIOUS SECONDS OF YOUR LIFE


Anyhoo, those guys were the tits. Pure WIN.
 
I wonder how much being a midget and getting ridiculously drunk while dressed up pays.

I'd totally be down for that job.
 
So you're a midget, huh? What about your feet, any unusual hair growth?
 
I don't have the time to answer that question, I'm too busy preparing to commit MIDGET SUICIDE because of the punctuation error I made in that last post.
 
Going to jump off a stoop? Hang yourself from a doggie-doorway?

:rimshot:
 
FBI parte due said:
I don't have the time to answer that question, I'm too busy preparing to commit MIDGET SUICIDE because of the punctuation error I made in that last post.
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See, that's the great thing about being from abroad: neither do I have to see any real punctuation error, nor do I have to understand every pun... I don't even have to tell one from the other. (That's a 37-words-long HUH?, btw.)

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Which reminds me that I need to ask Gagh what the fuck a "prannock" is.
 
FBI just SAID that so we'd all go back and read his post again trying to find the punctuation error!

actually I found it but

sings:
[Xander/Anya] I'll never tell[/Xander/Anya]
 
I'm giggling in a high-pitched, sinister manner and stroking my evil hobbit-feet AS WE SPEAK.
 
:rwmad:
 
Can't believe they got a real ewok to appear. This is pretty huge.
 
i would say small
 
Actually, that wasn't a grammar mistake, at least as far as I know.

Who knew speed and nitpicking didn't mix?!
 
classichummus: I'm pretty sure I saw the "mistake" it would have bugged me too.
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Dammit, it still bugs me: WHAT WAS IT?!?!
 
Technically the the first sentence rather than being a statement is more of a query, hence a question mark probably would have been better there, I guess. Unless there some super serkit Illuminati punctuation Dan Brown is yet to reveal to the world. THERE IS, ISN'T THERE? TELL US, YOU HOOD WEARING DECODER RING HAVING SONS OF SEXUALLY DISEASED ALPACAS!!
 
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