Drunk Ewok Moonwalks & Molests Al Roker on Today Show

[Ilyanna]

Technically the the first sentence rather than being a statement is more of a query, hence a question mark probably would have been better there, I guess. Unless there some super serkit Illuminati punctuation Dan Brown is yet to reveal to the world. THERE IS, ISN'T THERE? TELL US, YOU HOOD WEARING DECODER RING HAVING SONS OF SEXUALLY DISEASED ALPACAS!!

Ah, that's what kept me from noticing. Most Germans would most definitely not use a question mark there. Which kind of backs up the Illuminati involvement, if you ask me.

 

[Yub]

I'll be watching FBI with scrutiny now....TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW FBI, YOU BASTARDO