Drunken guy story

[CaptainWacky]

There was a drunken (or possibly drugged-up) guy asleep at the bus stop today. Then he woke up. He started speaking. I didn't know if he was trying to speak to me or not, so I acted like I couldn't hear him (and I couldn't make him out anyway.) But then he quite clearly said "I think we went to school together." I looked at him and didn't recognise him at all and said "I don't think so." Then he get up and whispered something to me...but I don't know what, since he was off his face. Then, luckily, my bus arrived.

I felt a bit guilty afterwards. What if we WERE friends at school and I couldn't recognise him because he was so ravaged by SUBSTANCES (he looked really bad.) What if the thing he whispered to me was some secret childhood joke the two of us had together? What if I broke his poor drunken heart by not replying? I still have no idea who he was though. The whole thing could serve as a metaphor for how I'm completely cut off from my childhood now. Maybe.

 

[Cassie]

maybe he whispered the secret to living for forever to you. OBVIOUSLY HE DID AND LIVING FOREVER MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh yeah, he said the NAME of the school (and it was the one I went to) as well, so that added to my mixed feelings.

 

[FBI parte due]

I was that "drunken guy." I've been stalking you for months, and all I needed was that moment of autistic hesitation to confirm it.

Expect to have naked pictures of you sleeping plastered all over the internet within the next few weeks.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now that I think about it, he actually whispered "CAST LOL"!

 

[curiousa2z]

there you are, then.


!

 

[headvoid]

I met my wife in similar circumstances

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were you and drunk or she?

 

[headvoid]

She lent me her bottle of buckfast, it was love at first sight.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe he thought you were someone else? You should have asked him to close one eye and take another look.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MORE LIKE LOVE AT FIRST FIGHT LOL.