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Dual Liberation Party (DLP)

Dual said:
I shall now name the cabinet of the DLP for the next six months:

Aquehonga: Vice Premier
Dirk Funk: Public Relations Minister
Loktar: Chancellor of the Exchequer

That is all,
Premier Dual
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wtf is an exchequer? Is it French for ass checker? If so I'm only checking the ladies' asses.
 
Loktar said:
wtf is an exchequer? Is it French for ass checker? If so I'm only checking the ladies' asses.
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Treasury, but since we don't have any money, you can check ladies' asses.

I'll send you all my credits, anyway.
 
Yub, as one of my ZOD rules states.....
Kitty said:
Members cannot be a member of any other Badlands Political Party.
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I don't want to remove you from ZOD, but I don't want to change my rule either. You have 48 hours to reconsider, or I will be forced you expel you from my political party.
 
Let it be known by all that our [now-former] comrade, Loktar, has apostatised. He shall no longer be welcomed at party events, and is barred from entering our premises. Fraternising with the heretic shall henceforth result in the harshest of penalties. I hereby appoint Initiate Yub to the post of Inquisitor.

Sincerely,
Premier Dual
 
Dirk Funk said:
Welcome Yub.
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Thats fucked up. Last I knew Yub wasn't fond of you or Dual. So I get kicked out for saying your obsolete and refusing to serve you, but Yub a known insulter of you and Dual is welcomed? What up with that. Well I guess every kingdom needs a court jester.
 
Loktar said:
Thats fucked up. Last I knew Yub wasn't fond of you or Dual. So I get kicked out for saying your obsolete and refusing to serve you, but Yub a known insulter of you and Dual is welcomed? What up with that. Well I guess every kingdom needs a court jester.
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You were removed because you declared your loyalty to others, and renounced fealty to both the party and Master. If you swear subservience to The Master, we may reconsider your case.

As regards Yub, though he may once have stood against us, he wished to throw in his lot with the DLP, and so we have welcomed him to the brotherhood. With time, Yub may grow to be a lord of the DLP. Your destiny could have been even brighter, had you not plunged yourself from grace.

Premier Dual
 
Dual said:
You were removed because you declared your loyalty to others, and renounced fealty to both the party and Master. If you swear subservience to The Master, we may reconsider your case.

As regards Yub, though he may once have stood against us, he wished to throw in his lot with the DLP, and so we have welcomed him to the brotherhood. With time, Yub may grow to be a lord of the DLP. Your destiny could have been even brighter, had you not plunged yourself from grace.

Premier Dual
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I look forward to seeing Yub destroy your "kingdumb" from the inside. Too late will you realize the folly of your ways.
 
Ilyanna said:
THE DLP TO BE DESTROYED FROM THE WITHIN?

WATCH THE NEWS AT 8!

:bigass:
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Of course not. We are the eternal guardians of this place; as long as there are Badlands, there will be the DLP to watch over them.

You may still join us, Ilyanna. The DLP shan't turn you away, should you see the error of your old opposition

With love,
Premier Dual
 
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