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Dual Liberation Party (DLP)

Now who's the liar! :mmph:

You. A map to where you live would, you know, show where you lived? Learn to read troll posts before you overreact; nobody, myself included, would've known you lived there. I said you lived in Chicago, and that's what the map was - I don't think you ever concealed that information, and a map of a major city is hardly personal. A couple days ago, I posted a similar map of LA; it hardly shows where I live. Stop whining, moron.
 
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OH MY GOD I POSTED A MAP OF WHERE I LIVE NOW YOU'LL ALL BE ABLE TO STALK ME AND WHATNOT
 
Aww, Look at Caco putting her two cents into a matter she knows nothing about. It's almost cute. The exaggerated map's not only a jab just generic enough to seem appropriate, but it nearly blankets her ignorance on the argument.
 
Aww, Look at Caco putting her two cents into a matter she knows nothing about. It's almost cute. The exaggerated map's not only a jab just generic enough to seem appropriate, but it nearly blankets her ignorance on the argument.

I thought it was rather pertinent.
 
Not quite.

J&L's a bit off the mark with how he's choosing to argue the events, but you are playing yourself to be a bit more innocent than you are. Basically, neither of you are painting an accurate picture.

I'd wait for Caco to respond that she read the thread, but I'm not interested in seeing her dig herself into a hole of ignorance. I'll drop her a clue beforehand. The posts in that thread with relevance have been altered or deleted.
 
Not quite.

J&L's a bit off the mark with how he's choosing to argue the events, but you are playing yourself to be a bit more innocent than you are. Basically, neither of you are painting an accurate picture.

I'd wait for Caco to respond that she read the thread, but I'm not interested in seeing her dig herself into a hole of ignorance. I'll drop her a clue beforehand. The posts in that thread with relevance have been altered or deleted.

Of course I didn't read the thread.
 
The Dual Liberation Army has outlasted its need as a military organisation; our home has been secured in every way possible militarily. Our victory has been won. Now, as we reside in a free republic, the time has arrived for us to do as every movement must: Settle down and become a political party.

In this vein, by the power vested in me as President, I am hereby abolishing the Dual Liberation Army, and in its place, formally creating the Dual Liberation Party, for the betterment of The Badlands. Our policies will be crafted for the betterment of our pax; our tangible goals will be the nominations, campaigning, and elections of our venerable members.

Dual shall serve as Party Premier for the first six month term, thereafter intraparty elections will serve to pick the party chief. The Premier shall be empowered to name their party cabinet upon assuming office, and he or she may reappoint vacant offices at his or her whim.

Current members in good standing of the Dual Liberation Party:

Aquehonga
classichummus
Dirk Funk
Dual
jack
Omar
Loktar
Yub

Any new applicants need only post in this thread for their membership to be processed. I'll name my inaugural cabinet within the next week.

With regards,
Premier Dual

tl;dr
Shortened version please?
 
Needs to be updated anyway. I'm not in good standing with the DLP, I'm on probation after breaking away from them and then asking to re-join.

We'll consider you to be in good standing until you violate your probation.

Pandora, that was the shortened version. If your ADHD can't abide three short paragraphs, GTFO.
 
We'll consider you to be in good standing until you violate your probation.

Pandora, that was the shortened version. If your ADHD can't abide three short paragraphs, GTFO.

How about this shit is ridiculous and is a small part of why I don't post here much anymore. It was cute at first but has gotten way out of hand.
 
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