I'd never abuse a cat who know how to fire ranged high powered weaponry.
I just really hate one of my cats. He is a total dumb nugget, coming in whenever and yowling for no reason. Doesn't eat his food until it goes mouldy or eats both his and the other cats food and thus I have to serve food to the other cat again. Nearly ruined Christmas last year by vomiting everywhere on Christmas Eve, he missed the presents by mere centimetres. Used to piss on everything until I kicked him enough times to make him stop. Used to sleep in the cot reserved for my daughter until I threw him across the room enough times for him to take the hint, you think the first few times would've been enough but he kept it up for weeks. There's more but I could fill pages with his idiocy.
The other cat is a stately queen and quite a decent feline. She doesn't bother me and I don't bother her.
