Duck Rape

[Consumer]

Yep.

It's a reality. Those randy little "fowl". Even affected their evolution.

A High School Teacher told me. It is true.

correction: a Kinky High School Teacher told me.

Duck gang-bangs too.

Kinda wrong, but in a fluffy sort of way.

That is all.

 

[Cinch]

Wait... is the duck the rapist or the rapee? (or râpée if it's French duck rape)

A kinky teacher, hunh? And how does he know? Whacking off to Animal Planet or naughty first hand experience?

 

[Hambil]

I once fixed my Japanese car with Duck Rape.

 

[Cinch]

I checked to see if rapee without accents actually meant anything outside of the context of "pledge week in cell block 6". "Rapee" is actually a decorative pillow company:

http://www.rapee.com.au/about.asp

My favourite sections were "The Rapee product development team are constantly visiting the major international trade fairs" and "Most recently Rapee has launched a full durable Outdoor range to allow stylish outdoor entertaining".

Rape is, of course a very serious and completely un-funny issue...






















































unless it involves ducks...





































































or what that guy was doing with his pillow when he came up with his company's name.

 

[Cinch]

"Necrophilia among ducks ruffles research feathers"

Sure, it's about duck rape but it is from a mainstream news source.

Go ahead, click it --> http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2005/mar/08/highereducation.research

You know that you need sleep when duck rape seems this funny.

 

[Yub]

*fapfapfapfap*

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's not rape if you don't consider ducks to have souls.

 

[Gagh]

Can you get duck rape at hardware stores?

 

[Dr Dave]

I've never seen any there.