EASTENDERS review thread

[CaptainWacky]

Has been cancelled due to lack of arousal.

 

[Gagh]

I WISH IT WAS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PEGGY THREW SHARON IN THE MISSISSIPI RIVER!

 

[Gagh]

PAT HAD A BRA AND PANTIES HARDCORE MATCH WITH DOT AND BURNED HER BACK WITH AN IRON AFTER PINNING HER

 

[CaptainWacky]

Pat is a shoot lesbian.

 

[Gagh]

DENNIS RICKMAN IS A SHOOT ACTOR

 

[Gagh]

I wish I hadn't said that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I was having sex with Natasha Bedingfield right now.

 

[Gagh]

I was I wasn't in a threesome with you and her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I was I wasn't"? I THINK YOU MEANT, "I wish I was!"

 

[Gagh]

I know. I'M KEN KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDY

 

[Mentalist]

SASKIA HIT WITH THE ASHTRAY AHMED RED PANTIES JOHNSON IS GOING FOR THE COUNT!

 

[whisky]

That bloke with the voice has got a poorly brain.

Seriously.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That who!?

 

[Gagh]

That one with the squeaky voice with the little twins as brother and sister.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh, yeah, maybe Minty should fuck him up.

 

[Gagh]

Minty is Hardcore BANG BANG!