Easter "fun" thread

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

This Easter Sunday we went to the seaside, had some chips when we were there, at the chip shop there was a boy behind the counter, he said he was going home, this was about one in the afternoon, the woman said she needed him for the full day, he said he had already called his dad, she told him to go to the back room, then she said to her coworker, either he is finished today, or I'm going to do something that will get me fired.

We went upstairs to eat our chips in the sun, they weren't very nice.

Soon the boys dad turned up, there was a lot of shouting from downstairs, she said a lot of bad things, he said a lot of bad things, the dad got shouted, someone was called a dwarf, a traffic warden showed up, it went quiet, when we come down stairs the shop was shut

 

[CaptainWacky]

And that boy's name? Jesus Christ.

 

[Mentalist]

As per usual, we're having a totally normal one in this neck of the woods




And then that transitions into this:



Happy Easter, Happy Resurrection, everyone.

I'm stuffed.

 

[Kyehlar]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

JD Vance murdering the Pope kind of ruined this Easter.

 

[Dr Dave]

My Easter ended up being shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

There's always MAY EASTER next month (a thing I just made up.)

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Calling this an Easter post is a stretch but

 

[Caitriona]

Happy belated Easter! Or Passover. Or whatever holiday you image just happened. Love you all in my own crazy way!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IT'S PATTI LUPONE'S BIRTHDAY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Every year I ask why Jesus didn't hang around for longer after being resurrected but I never get a satisfying answer.

 

[whisky]

He went back to his home planet.

 

[CaptainWacky]