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Eat Today

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
If I eat today, then I will not need to eat for another week. Is this true?
 
Idk...ask someone from a Third World country I'm sure they're experts on it.
 
I think if you vacuum seal your house and reduce the air pressure inside it will expand the food in your stomach and it will last longer. Please don't get the bends.
 
Don't listen to him, Mirah! He's not even a real doctor!!
 
FBI parte due said:
Don't listen to him, Mirah! He's not even a real doctor!!
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I knew you would tell me the truth FBI!

The more I eat, the more I want.
The less I eat, the more I can handle not eating.
 
How dare you FBI!
 
Try eating normal amounts each day.
 
Oh.
Such good advice.
I agree to this plan.
 
And don't live with a younger sibling who makes some snide negative comment about your eating habits every time you eat. You'll just want to eat more.
 
That sounds more like your problem!
 
Possibly. Almost everyone has a younger/older sibling so it COULD still apply to Mirah or anyone in the MF
 
I have a dog that sneers at me every time I eat. And then the dog stands in front of the fridge every time I try to open it.
I also have a cat who fucking howls every time I walk into the kitchen. The fucking birds are the worst too, because they know words. None of them want me to eat I am such a big fat lazy bastard.
Just kidding I don't have any animals in my house, just plants, they don't look at me when I eat, I don't take anything personal that they do or say I just let them be plants and I'm a human and I eat and pee whenever I want to.
I had these goldfish once, laughed at me everytime I looked into the mirror I was so embarresed, I swear they were laughing at me.
 
Sneering dogs and laughing fish.

Been there/done that.
 
But Mirah doesn't drink as much as you do...
 
I quit drinking three months ago.
 
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