Edict # 779 Gambling/Games of Chance Ban

[Squirtle The Turtle]

Approved by the Supreme Spiritual Council, The Lord's Holy Army of Righteousness and The National JesusLand Center for Health and Holiness​

Greetings, Citizens! After ap erusal of the Scriptures and after looking at the addictive nature of gambling and games of chance, it has been a joint decision of the Supreme Spiritual Council, The Lord's Holy Armies of Righteousness and the JesusLand Center for Health and Holiness to ban all forms of gamblinb in the United Christian Republic of JesusLand.
Once again, this is for your own good, Citizens. The following games of chance are outlawed:

Bingo
Craps
Roulette
Dominoes
Horse racing
Slot Machines
Blackjack
Tiddlywinks
Shoots & Ladders
Monopoly
CandyLand
Scrabble
Rummy
Indian Poker
Baccarat
Spinning Tops
Scratch off Cards
Lotto
Mahjong
Cassino
Scopa
Poker
Daihinmin
Eleusis
Old Maid
Go Fish​

As time goes on and the demon spirits of gambling addictionis defeated by God's Government, we are sure the righteous Citizens of the United Christian Republic of JesusLand will find healthier outlets, such as prayer, wearing hair shirts and self-scourging.
We ask all Citizens to remove all such games and give them to the friendly militia men who will be doing door to door searches for these heathenish, Satan inspired games. Rejoice that you have such benelovent public servants who are willing to do the hard work to rescue your benighted, sinful souls from the bottomless, fire filled Lake of Fire you so richly deserve.

 

[Gagh]

Thanks for that. Have fun in Dayace.

And if you ask - because I felt like it.

 

[starguard]

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