Eggs if you're near any of the parades

[Tisiphone]

Yell MINEFIELD 4EVER and I'll know its you and I'll caption back HELLO EGGS.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rain on their parades (pee on them.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fortunately for me, I'm a couple of hours away at my sister's house, basting the turkey (WINK WINK) and watching the Dog Show (WINK WINK) while the rest of the family are all at a high school football game. SUCKERS!

Can't find any champagne for mimosas. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE???

 

[Dr Dave]

You could find random TV shows that Tis might be captioning, and yell the MF thing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You should see a doctor about the wink.

 

[Dr Dave]

He (me) might give you pillzLOL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or a robot body.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just need robot eyes to start.

 

[Tisiphone]

I"m still drunk.

Too bad about the parades, Eggs. It could have been beautiful. Hope you had fun basting.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

My greatest regret about not living in the US is not being able to watch Regis and say to myself "Tis is captioning this" before flicking over to a channel that doesn't have Regis on it.

Oh and I don't think we get eggnog over here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You only get 30 sweet, noggy days a year. Then the government takes it away again.