Eggs, I'm so sorry!!

[Big Dick McGee]

1. Roy Halladay
2. Cliff Lee
3. Roy Oswalt
4. Cole Hamels
5. Who Gives a Shit?

Sorry, bro', you gotta face that rotation like 20 times in the 2011 season. Yikes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm starting petitions to get Philly and Pittsburgh to switch divisions.

It's my only hope at this point. :wacko:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

We're becoming the Yankees of the National League. Oddly enough, I'm OK with that...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If the Mets had done that, I'd have felt guilty at least.

But they never scored the right combination of big contracts at the same time. Now we're stuck with Beltran's contract.