Eggs is viewing my profile

[Gagh]

YOU WON'T FIND THE NEKKID PIX THERE, PAULIE!

 

[Cassie]

HE'S TICKLING YOUR TOES.

 

[Dr Dave]

THAT SEX MANIAC!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I went to posrep your post in the JIM GAMMA IS BROWSING thread and I hit your av by mistake. The pads on the underside of my wireless mouse are shot.

I CAN NO LONGER LIVE WITH MYSELF.

 

[curiousa2z]

THUS YOU MUST LIVE WITH US!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All I ask is a comfy corner on the couch and a fluffy pillow.

ALSO THE MUSTARD ON THE SECOND SHELF IN THE FRIDGE IS MINE. I PUT MY NAME ON IT! SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

 

[Loktar]

OH I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN EGG MUSTARD. I ALREADY MADE THE SMILEY FACES ON MY BOLOGNA SAMMICH. SORRY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

 

[Dr Dave]

That's not all you did with it...

 

[Dr Dave]

Loktar put some on his hat.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar put some on his hat.

It was a NASCAR hat, it needed improvement.

 

[Filthy Whore]

I went to posrep your post in the JIM GAMMA IS BROWSING thread and I hit your av by mistake. The pads on the underside of my wireless mouse are shot.

I CAN NO LONGER LIVE WITH MYSELF.

Twenty years ago, that sentence would have had you committed to a mental institution.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hey now!

 

[Dr Dave]

Any update on the Eggs situation Gagh?

 

[jack]

All I ask is a comfy corner on the couch and a fluffy pillow.

ALSO THE MUSTARD ON THE SECOND SHELF IN THE FRIDGE IS MINE. I PUT MY NAME ON IT! SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

That couch is genuine Naugahyde, btw.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Killed the naugas myself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs is feeling my pain.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Killed the naugas myself.

Where they trying to wash your car at traffic lights?

 

[Cassie]

Eggs is viewing my SOUL.

 

[jack]

I am viewing the Eggs in my fridge.