Eggs Mayo to marry David Wright in first legal gay marriage in NYC?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Security won't take to kindly to that.

WELL IF HE'S THAT INSECURE ABOUT IT WHO NEEDS HIM!

 

[Dr Dave]

So is this David fellow out in the open with his gayness?

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE WILL BE SOON

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Um, no. Even if he is gay (and there's no indication he is, apart from his slight voice and pillowy-soft lips), he wouldn't come out until his playing days are behind him. Pun intended.

Ah, American sports, the last place where open homophobia is completely accepted!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Ah, American sports, the last place where open homophobia is completely accepted!

Far from it. Try the military. And every other streetcorner in the country.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Far from it. Try the military. And every other streetcorner in the country.

Military, definitely. And most of the South and Midwest, true. Oh, and the stupid fucks in California (mostly Mormons) who voted for a ban on gay marriage.

So...like everywhere.

 

[Cassie]

The South is a little more tolerant than is portrayed in the movies. There are ignorant assholes all over and we have our share of them, but I think we are no more or less backwards and cruel than anywhere else.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YES HE DOES! YES HE DOES!