Eggs Mayonnaise MIA part 1

[CaptainWacky]

I know he was probably on yesterday or something but still.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

He's on Holiday, hanging around his apartment in the nude, ripping television shows and watching the Mets CRUSH THE PHILLIES 13-4 LAST NIGHT. Ugh.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You seem to know a great deal about his whereabouts.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TEH EGGY?

 

[headvoid]

BDM has developed a paint that contains millions of miniscule webcams, then painted Eggs apartment with this evil invention.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

If I reall had invented such a device, don't you think I would've painted Laker_Girl's apartment??

 

[Ishcabittle]

If I reall had invented such a device, don't you think I would've painted Laker_Girl's apartment??

And as a service to the rest of us, Natalie's apartment, Keira's apartment...

 

[headvoid]

Do you ever hear tiny whirring noises behind you ish?

That's BDM checking in.

 

[CaptainWacky]

COME BACK EGGS AND I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M BACK!

BDM is right, I'm off from work all week so I'm doing things different this week. Shopping*, restaurants**, shows**, so I'm not posting as much.

NOW TELL ME A SECRET!!!







* Online
** Online fast food delivery
*** TV shows

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I know more than I'm telling.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I THINK WACKY SIGNED OFF AS I WAS POSTING! :wah!:

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG IT WORKEd.

I'll PM you a secret.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE DID HE DID PM ME A SECRET AND I KNOW IT AND YALL DONTS HA!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, his real name is Stuart and he lives in Scotland. Woop-de-damn-doo.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE LURE OF THE SECRET CAN NEVER BE RESISTED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HE GAVE ME NAMES DATES NUMBERS LOCATIONS AND A TRIPLE-H MOUSEPAD.

 

[Caitriona]

THE LURE OF THE SECRET CAN NEVER BE RESISTED.

Tell me a secret. Please.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd have to come up with a secret to suit the individual needs of everyone I don't really have that many secrets!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mine fit like a glove, and luckily it was lubed. GASP

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF THE GLOVE'S LUBED YOU MUST ACQUIT OJ.