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Eggs Mayonnaise MIA part 1

OJ = ORAL/JACKOFF :scared: :fib: :so gay it floats:
 
Do you think OJ ever re-lives the brutal murders in his dreams, wakes up, phones the police to confess but bottles out and says "just kidding!" at the last minute and hangs up?
 
I think he paid a hypnotist to convince him that he didn't do it THEN HE KILLED THE HYPNOTIST LOL
 
And nobody missed him because he was Iranian.
 
*Swings watch*

"You will pay the fare plus a generous tip...you will pay the fare plus a generous tip..."
 
OJ was a helluva ballplayer.
 
The OJ Trial As Told By Dr. Seuss

I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.

Did you take this person's life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloody glove?

I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not, kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I'm free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!
 
NOTHING RHYMES WITH KATO KAELIN
 
Eggs, Glad you are here, You seem to be missing in three parts.
I find that wierd because you are posting with no difficulties.
 
THREE PARTS LOL
 
WHERE IS HE! HE OWES ME MONEY!!
 
HE OWES ME PORN
 
OMG I'M DIEING WITHOUT MY EGGS!
 
I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY CHOLESTEROL LOVIN, BABY, WATCH OUT
 
:rwmad: I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY CHOLESTEROL LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 :rwmad:
 
LETS HAVE A CIRCLE YOLK LOL WHITES ONLY LOLOL
 
Albumen in...damn, you can't make a pun with albumen.
 
ALBATROSS?
 
He's not missing, he's playing with his space hopper!
 
HE's NOT THE MESSIAH, EHs' A VERY NORWEGIAN BOY
 
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