Eggs Mayonnaise only replies in threads that remind him of penis

[SAUSAGEMAN]

It's true! Chace Crawford!

 

[Seph]

another day in my life ruined

 

[curiousa2z]

if he had a hairy chest...wait...does he even have a beard!?!?!

 

[Seph]

no he looks about 15, that should have had a spoiler tag, its spoiled my day

 

[Ishcabittle]

PENID.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

If you cover up everything but his face you could almost believe it was a woman. Otherwise, I can't see anything to complain about.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If you cover up everything but his face you could almost believe it was a woman. Otherwise, I can't see anything to complain about.

THANK YOU, at least there's one other sane person here.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But EVERYTHING reminds Eggs of penis. Even penis!

 

[Cassie]

I am also reminded of penis.

 

[Seph]

im stonede sorry

 

[curiousa2z]

ok, he's 24.

 

[Seph]

months?

 

[curiousa2z]

^lol.
and really Eggs and Fmiff, he's fine looking - you know I prefer hairy chests (there are some very fine and notable exceptions) and I know you like smooth chests but it's Christmas so can't we all just get along!?!?!

*starts singing All we are saying...*

 

[curiousa2z]

Speaking of smoothies - I looked before I knew he wasn't even 18!
Of course then I scratched my eyes out and won't look again for ten years.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Isn't 16 legal in Canadia? And, I actually like hairy chests, but this Abercrombie and Fitch guy would look good dressed in a potato sack.

 

[curiousa2z]

^I'm not sure about it being 16...so it's just a moral crime now.

Gotta say, never seen the Crawford dude before to my knowledge.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hairy chests are disgusting. ESPECIALLY ON GIRLS.

 

[Cassie]

I like smooth chests, most hairy chests make me urk a little.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I like smooth chests, most hairy chests make me urk a little.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Chris Evans makes it work.