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Eggs Mayonnaise to be named Admin Pope!

Dr Dave

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Eggs Mayonnaise has been named Message Board Admin Pope by the council of popes.

He will be overseeing all message boards. Helping him in his task will me 50 men and 30 mice.
 
Congrats!
 
Breaking Admin Pope News.

3 of the mice are blind.

In a statement released from Egg's office he said

"This is a tragedy, I will work with the mice in question to make sure they have continued employment in my organisation."

He went on to say "I will also fight a kangaroo WITH MY FISTS."
 
I'd advise against fighting a kangaroo Ob@m@ style.
 
Or eating the mice...

PUT DOWN THE MICE EGGS!!!
 
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I'm pretty sure mice don't lay eggs.
 
I'm pretty sure mice don't lay eggs.

Not anywhere you can see them anyway.

PLUG YOUR ORIFICES WHEN YOU SLEEP TONIGHT.
 
Sound advise.
 
Gitchrself a complete set of Orifice Plugs by Loktar. Are those nighttime use only?
 
Gitchrself a complete set of Orifice Plugs by Loktar. Are those nighttime use only?

Yes.

They mostly come out at night....
 
The plugs or the mice?
 
Maybe some sort of special harness or system of straps and fasteners?
 
For the record the plugs. But you know how people get.
 
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