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Eggs Mayonnaise to star in gay remake of "Lord of the Rings"?

Big Dick McGee

If you don't know, now ya know
It'll be called, "Lord of the Twinks"!! OMFG!! SEE HAMBIL, I TOL' YOU I COULD BE FUNNEEEEE!!
 
Yeah, like, that is well funny, like proper funny, you know what I mean?
 
Funnier than...AIDS?!?!?
 
Yep.
 
Maybe I could watch that version and not fall asleep!
 
You don't like the LOTR movies? Asshole.
 
OMG!
 
Do you at least like the book?
 
was your favourite character Tom Bombadill?
 
IN MY VERSION THE HOBBITS ALL LIVE IN A CONDO COMPLEX CALLED GHEY HOBBITSES MELROSE PLACE AND THEY COME OVER EACH OTHERS HOUSES AND HAVE COFFEE AND GOSSIP AND THEN THE 70S SLOW FUNK MUSIC STARTS AND THEY HAVE HOBBITSEX AND NONE OF THOSE BITCHES GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NO FAKE GOLD RING MMMMMM HMMMMMM
 
The Hobbit serves as a beginning!
 
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