Eggs Mayonnaise's welcome back to the Mine Field thread

[MessengerX]

Welcome back! We missed you so.

Cigar?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Not really your place to do this. I still think you're a creep.

 

[MessengerX]

Personally I'd prefer 'creepy'. If you mean an overall jerk and not someone who makes your skin crawl I am disappointed. With myself.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Live with your disappointment then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Umm, welcome back? BANG BANG.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ITS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME MEEP MEEP

 

[Yub]

Rub me down with this cocoa butter, Eggz!

 

[Dr Dave]

Film at 11.

 

[Yub]

No comment from Eggz. A SAD PANDA I AM. NO LOVE FROM EGGZ.

 

[Gagh]

METAL FEET SIGHTED ON TITANIC PRIOR TO SINKING AND ON ARCHAEOLOGISTS PRESENT AT UNEARTHING OF TOMB OF TUTANKHAMEN?

 

[Yub]

What's that got to do with EGGZ and his homolove?

 

[Ishcabittle]

wait, so eggs was gone?

 

[Ishcabittle]

where the fuck have i been?

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh, and hey messenger! when did you get back? it's like a fuckin' party!

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh a wedding (ewww!).

 

[Loktar]

What's that got to do with EGGZ and his homolove?

EGGZ HAS A TITANIC PENIS DECIPHERED ONLY WHEN READING THE HIEROGLYPHS IN TUT'S TOMB.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Sup Eggs

 

[Ishcabittle]

so, as big as jupiter's titan, then. how come i'm not currently being drawn to it by its enormous gravitational pull?

OH WAIT, I AM, SO THAT'S WHAT THAT IS.

 

[The Dork Lord]

*flirts with eggs*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]