Eggs needs a snuggy intervention

[Dr Dave]

They smell bad all over.

 

[Yub]

Were not. They were made in china.

Made in China...by the honest hardworking Ugnaughts of Ord Mantell.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are made by Chinamen you fool!

 

[Yub]

RACIST! No-one sez Chinamen, they say Asian! AND THEY WERE MADE BY UGNAUGHTS, IT'S CHEAPER THAT WAY.

 

[Dr Dave]

They are made by chinamenasians, do not make lies!

 

[Yub]

Are you an intergalactic businessman? ARE YOU? I don't think you are, so shut up AND QUIT TELLING ME ABOUT MY BIZNESS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

WHY WON'T YOUS GUYS STOP FIGHTING?! WON'T SOMEONE THING OF THE CHILDREN?

 

[Dr Dave]

Never!

 

[Ishcabittle]

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!! you're tearing this family apart! you're tearing this family apart...

*sobbing*

 

[Yub]

DAVE ISN'T A REAL DOCTOR! AND SANTA CLAUS IS REALLY SOME JUST SOME HOMELESS GUY IN A COSTUME!

 

[Dr Dave]

YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!! you're tearing this family apart! you're tearing this family apart...

*sobbing*

Quit your blubbering and go get uncle Dave a drink.