EGGS, NOW YOUR DREAM CAN COME TRUE!

[The Tomtrek]

Hey, all you ladies who moved to New York City seeking a Sex and the City life but instead found yourself living in a seventh-floor walk-up studio closet with mice and a part-time job at Starbucks and no money for brunch or shoes: Now's your chance to stand in the general vicinity of your dream. Producers of the movie sequel are holding an open casting call for extras. Mark your calendar for Aug. 4 if you look like any of the following: "international types," professional soccer players, fashion models, urban club goers, gays and lesbians, celebrity types, upscale socialites.

http://popwatch.ew.com/2009/07/28/s...-be-sorta-in-the-vicinity-of-carrie-bradshaw/


YOU CAN DO IT, EGGS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I heard that production was delayed for awhile, since Sarah Jessica Parker was playing hardball, and requesting double the oats, carrots, and apples she received for the last film!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I saw that all over the place this week. Trouble is, I look more like a Comic Book Guy than a Hot Gay Boi. I wouldn't be cast, unless there's a scene in Midtown Comics or something.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You could play "long-suffering Mets fan who has a crush on David Wright"!!

 

[FBI parte due]

You could play the Riker impersonator who randomly assaults Sarah Jane Parker on the sidewalks of New York.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You could play hide the pickle with Zac Efron.

 

[Gagh]

You could be SJP's secret informant on the Cub-Bear scene!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MATTHEW BRODERICK ONLY MARRIED COURTNEY COX FOR DA MONEY

 

[Gagh]

omg MATTHEW BRODERICK IS THE WCW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

RUSSO SAYS RING THE BELL BUT HEYMAN REPLACED THE BELL WITH BICHOFF'S BALLS

 

[Big Dick McGee]

WE'VE GOT A REAL SLOBBERCOCKER HERE!

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh, and Mario Cantone is such a hottie. DO IT EGGS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WILL DO MARIO IF HE MANSCAPES WITHIN AN INCH OF HIS LIFE.

 

[Tisiphone]

I was being sarcastic about him....I hope you know that!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes, but I've seen a lot worse out there than him. Plus HE'S SHORT (I dig that)

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, try captioning his fast talking ass when he's doing his stint on The View. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[CaptainWacky]

LET ME REST IN PEACE