El Maturbatorro vs. The Dork lord is like..

[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[El Machorro]

Dorky, you are already
bleeding out a majority of your orifices.
Your DNA is
squirting all over the place.
Besides that you have become my bitch.
So cut the bullshit or I'LL have to pimp hand
your ass with a size 15 converse all star and
duct tape your face to a glory hole.

 

[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[jack]

Behold the rumblings of DORK POWER!!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

DISNEYLAND AFTER DORK:

 

[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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[The Dork Lord]

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