Ellen Paige is a Lesbian

[CaptainWacky]

I'm trying to get QOTW, obviously!

 

[Love Child]

This is a nice thread.
I know, because I scrolled past it quickly
and saw
that there are pictures in it.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I want to tickle her feet until she fucking pisses herself all over me.

I... uhhh...

 

[The Question]

I'm skeptical. She doesn't look like a lesbian.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I... uhhh...

I was going through some stuff.

 

[The Question]

She doesn't look like Bill Gates with frump-tits. Therefore, not a lesbian.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She licks it.

I've licked a few in my day, before I went full-sausage. When clean, it was not unpleasant.

CARRY ON LICKING, GOOD WOMAN.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ellen Page is short.

 

[The Question]

Women in politics named Janet all live up to what lesbians actually look like. You want proof? Yeah, you want proof.

Janet Reno:

See? Bill Gates.

Janet Napolitano:

Bill Gates minus glasses plus bizarre skunk-patch.

That is what lezz-beans look like.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Three's Company too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sigh.