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eloisel appreciation thread

yeah, and she linked me to some vital RWC info. She's got my vote as one of TK's finest women.
 
Yes, more naked women on TK. Can this be a rule. All incoming female posters must release at least one or two naked photos of themself within two weeks of coming to TK.
 
bad dog said:
She should send us some pictures of herself nude.
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Here ya go!!!!
really_old_granny_porn.jpg

my mom, your MILF, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
She is so going to kill me!!!
 
Ohhh mah gawd ...........
kid, I'm old, but I'm not that old!!!
Ohhh mah gawd ...........
kill you?
I'm striking you from my will, taking you off my bank accounts, removing you as my beneficiary on everything. I'm gonna leave it all to ... to ... to ........ Urania!

(no, not really ... but, don't be surprised at the lump of coal in your stocking at Christmas)
 
Conchaga said:
Yes, more naked women on TK. Can this be a rule. All incoming female posters must release at least one or two naked photos of themself within two weeks of coming to TK.
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You wanted two??? Here ya go!!!
grandma_porn1.jpg
 
Kid, you do realize I know where you live, don't cha?

Life could get very strange for you here real quick.
 
eloisel said:
Kid, you do realize I know where you live, don't cha?

Life could get very strange for you here real quick.
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yes, and I know where you live to.. How else do you think I got these pics and video.. You should see the money I am making of this website..
WWW.Grannyporn.com and no, you aint getting any of it!!!
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ... you'd pimp out your own mother? That's it. I'm packing up and moving to Florida. Your Uncle has a room for me - French doors, a patio and everything. When you wake up and me and the old dog are gone, well, you'll have nobody to blame but yourself!
 
eloisel said:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ... you'd pimp out your own mother? That's it. I'm packing up and moving to Florida. Your Uncle has a room for me - French doors, a patio and everything. When you wake up and me and the old dog are gone, well, you'll have nobody to blame but yourself!
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How do you think I got the web site set up.. Mr uncle man is the puter man remember!!!
 
MamaKitty said:
yes, and I know where you live to.. How else do you think I got these pics and video.. You should see the money I am making of this website..
WWW.Grannyporn.com and no, you aint getting any of it!!!
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Oh ... is that right. Well, then, at least I'm having a secret sex life - so secret I don't even know about it. Cool.
 
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