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eloisel appreciation thread

You're just jealous because when you get old, those ankhs on your big titties are gonna hang down to your knees. Who'll be posting pictures of that on the web then? Huh? Huh? Not me. And, I won't be here to comfort you when you're sobbing cause your sagging. Remember me saying, "Nanner. Nanner. Nanner."
 
MamaKitty said:
You wanted two??? Here ya go!!!
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OH FUCKING GOD MY EYES!!!!
 
All I can say is that I am not that woman. She has blue eyes and mine are green. If I live to be that old, I will only parade around naked if science has figured out how to give me a new body.
 
eloisel said:
All I can say is that I am not that woman. She has blue eyes and mine are green. If I live to be that old, I will only parade around naked if science has figured out how to give me a new body.
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You were looking at her that close? Yikes mom!
 
eloisel said:
You're just jealous because when you get old, those ankhs on your big titties are gonna hang down to your knees. Who'll be posting pictures of that on the web then? Huh? Huh? Not me. And, I won't be here to comfort you when you're sobbing cause your sagging. Remember me saying, "Nanner. Nanner. Nanner."
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Why do you think I got them pierced? So I can take a string and tie it around one ring, bring it over my shoulder and tie it to the other one, so when that starts to happen I can make them perky again ;P
 
eloisel said:
All I can say is that I am not that woman. She has blue eyes and mine are green. If I live to be that old, I will only parade around naked if science has figured out how to give me a new body.
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I love it when bitches with hazel eyes claim they are actually green. Every single female I have ever met who was the 'proud' owner of hazel eyes actually went about town claiming they were green. Oddly enough, EVERYONE could see otherwise.

Bitch? I have the bluest eyes you will ever seen. Naturally that would be my Viking heritage. Let us not forget my blonde hair. Now scram bitch.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I love it when bitches with hazel eyes claim they are actually green. Every single female I have ever met who was the 'proud' owner of hazel eyes actually went about town claiming they were green. Oddly enough, EVERYONE could see otherwise.
bitch.
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Well mom's eyes are green.. Mine are hazel..
 
SaintLucifer said:
You sick fuck, goading your grandma into making porn movies with you. What did you offer her as payment? A new set of dentures?

I love it when bitches with hazel eyes claim they are actually green. Every single female I have ever met who was the 'proud' owner of hazel eyes actually went about town claiming they were green. Oddly enough, EVERYONE could see otherwise.

Bitch? I have the bluest eyes you will ever seen. Naturally that would be my Viking heritage. Let us not forget my blonde hair. Now scram bitch.

Who cares? Mine are blue. I have blonde hair. That makes me part and parcel of a superior race. Live with it.
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Adorable!
 
SaintLucifer said:
Bitch? I have the bluest eyes you will ever seen. Naturally that would be my Viking heritage. Let us not forget my blonde hair. Now scram bitch.
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I doubt you have the bluest eyes I've ever seen. Those belong to a gorgeous man I've known for 30 years. He's a brunette, though. Not many blonde men are attractive. Brad Pitt is and Robert Redford kinda was, but that's about it. I like my men tall, dark and handsome, or at the very least, amusing and interesting. So, thanks for the sales pitch but I'm not interested.
 
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