OnyxOverdrive
stealth ninja
I think you should change yours. "Crafty" doesn't seem to quite fit.
Actually, I'm having quite a good laugh.
Believe it or not, I used to enjoy Jack a great deal. He'd smack me. I'd smack him. We'd smack somebody else. We'd laugh, flirt, and in general have a good time - with no malice intended.
I miss that guy. He used to be a hoot and a hollar.
Now, sort of like you, he is just a whiney bitch.
All these demands and never do you ask what it is I want in order to make peace. That is one of your major failings as a "peacemaker."
and jack has offered you several olive branches, all of which you've turned down.
so what is it you want in order to 'make the peace' then?