Elrod...

[jack]

Hey d00der, how goes it?

Coffee?

 

[jack]

I made an extra pot, just for you.

 

[jack]

Cinnamon? Half and Half? Jack Daniels?

 

[jack]

Hey d00der this shit's cold. Shall I make another pot?

 

[jack]

Elrod
missmanners' favorite toy
Last Activity: Today 07:39 AM
Viewing Thread Alex and Ellie @ 07:39 AM

C'mon buddy, don't just lurk, let's hang out!

 

[The Dork Lord]

he is too busy for coffe with the likes of you, captain jacko!

 

[The Dork Lord]

he is too busy pretending to neg my posts

 

[jack]

 

[The Dork Lord]

as i often pretend to neg his

 

[The Dork Lord]

I wouldn't mind a cup tho, if you're offering!

 

[jack]

Did you know he likes to hug children in a "special" way?

At least, that's what he's been saying in other threads. He even laughs about it.

 

[jack]

I'm sorry, I got that backwards. He said he molested the retarded kids in high school.

My bad.

 

[The Dork Lord]

oh my, that's certainly nothing to brag about upon the internets!

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't know how you keep finding these people

 

[jack]

I guess if you molest a retarded kid, then no one loses? I have no idea, I just don't quite understand that sentiment.

 

[The Dork Lord]

but it saddens me that they no longer have freak shows

 

[jack]

Maybe because if they're retarded they can't really explain what just happened to them? C'mon Ellie, clue us in, would you?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I think it would take a barbain to do that

 

[The Dork Lord]

not just retarded

not just underage

but BOTH

 

[jack]

Maybe he'll reply that my Daddy fucked me in the ass when I was a kid and that's why I'm acting like this, like he's been saying since Veitch told him that was the way to "get to me", lo these many many years ago.

I think fucking one's dead wife so hard that blood pools in the corners of her mouth from the force is response enough to a despicable troll like that, n'est ce pas?