Elvis was a hero to most

[Shatna]

Beg him not to do anything from "The Juliet Letters".

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HEY! THAT'S GOOD SHIT YO!!!

Have you heard his version of the Beach Boys' God Only Knows with the Brodsky Quartet? HEAVENLY IN ITS HIDEOUSNESS MY NIPS PROTRUDE AT THE MEMORY!!!

 

[Shatna]

Oh god that sounds horrible.

C'mon, Juliet Letters was a bore and you KNOW IT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nope. Love it. Not an everyday listen but I have several cuts from it in rotation.

The new one with Allen Toussaint isn't exactly a classic though...but it's FOR THE CHILDREN so we must buy it anyway.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I'VE BEEN PLAYING MARIO GOLF TODAY! I ADDED A NEW BOO COURSE EVEN!!!!1!

Mario golf...is shite!! Sorry, I just can't get into it. Now, EA Sports Tiger Woods 2005 for the PS2? One of the best games ever made.

I gotta get around to beating Tiger one of these days. That's my problem, I get like 98% done a game then I get bored and quit.

You're not a "real world" golfer, are you, Eggs?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I haven't been on a course (other than sneaking on them late at night for sexcapades) in over 20 years. My dad took me when I was a kid but I didn't keep it up.

I drove a bucket of balls at a range a couple of months ago and wrenched my upper back.

MARIO IT IS!!!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Oof...gotta watch the upper back dere. Me? I play at least once a week, unless there's snow on the ground. S'one of the many reasons I'm moving to Cali, it'll be nice to play in December and wear shorts!

I can't get past the Island course in Mario Golf for the Game Cube! I SUX0R!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK YOU NEED A WITCH