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Emma on hold till next summer

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All In With The Nuts
'Harry Potter 6' Moves To Summer 2009

Warner Bros Pictures today moved back the release date of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince to day-and-date domestically and in the major international markets on July 17, 2009. Studio boss Alan Horn cited "repercussions of the writers’ strike, which impacted the readiness of scripts for other films -- changing the competitive landscape for 2009 and offering new windows of opportunity that we wanted to take advantage of. We agreed the best strategy was to move Half-Blood Prince to July, where it perfectly fills the gap for a major tent pole release for mid-summer.” Apparently, the move was subordinate Jeff Robinov's idea. But he confirmed that the release date change does not alter the production schedule for the two-part Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
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Well, fuck. I was all geared up to see this in November. Shit!
 
"Jeff Robinov"

Sounds like a fucking Death Eater.
 
Why do douchebag corporate executives always have douchebag corporate executive names? Are they born to be ass-hats?
 
Yeah! Like Peter GUBER! And Michael FUCHS! And TOM CRUISE!
 
And HITLER.
 
Emma isn't that hot anyway.

Will it compete with Star Trek 11 now? UH OH!
 
I'd see Star Trek.
 
Yeah, me too. I haven't seen any of the Harry Potter movies in the theater and I'm not gonna start now.
 
I may not see Trek no matter what's playing against it.

I'm all about the HP though.
 
Star Trek will be awesome and change the course of human history.
 
Especially since it's coming out in May, iirc, so it doesn't face the Potter.
 
This will be the second HP movie that opens up right around my birthday.

This one will open right on Geckoboy's birthday.

Geck was nowhere to be seen when we put up a birthday thread for him. :P
 
Star Trek will probably be a Hollywood spectacular and hold the interest for a couple of weeks and then fade into nothingness since it is completely unable to capture what the gestalt of Trek is all about in the first place.
 
I'm glad noone went down the ovbious route of combining Emma and "major tent pole"
 
I should see the Trek movie at some point.
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Why do douchebag corporate executives always have douchebag corporate executive names? Are they born to be ass-hats?
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Many names in hollywood are faked in order to give them more clout in their desired fields. This could be the secret to executive success in Hollywood. Just change your name to some douchebag name and you'll soon be rolling in the dough.

Suggestions:

Anything Jewish. Just like the diamond and camera business, a Jewish name will immediately succeed. Along these lines, getting a nose job to give you a much more prominent bozo-like honker will make you a shoe-in.

First names:
Tom
John
Doug
Hal
Stan

Last names:
Harris
Johnson (in fact, combining this with John is perfect)
Burke
Gable

Maybe I should write a book....
 
I can't wait to see SCUM MOVIE 38
 
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