HARRY Potter star EMMA WATSON called in her lawyers yesterday after a "nude image" of her hit the net.
I had a long hard look at it and it seemed pretty genuine to me.
But Emma's representatives were quick to brand it a fake.
A bit too quick to investigate the possibility of invisibility cloaks, if you ask me.
Her people said it was down to computer wizardry. Do they teach that at Hogwarts?
Her spokesman told me: "If you look at it you will see that the head is marginally too big for the body (but clearly too big!) and the angle of the face is physically impossible with the body in that position."
I never knew publicists were experts in Photoshop.
Emma - Hermione Granger in the magical movie series - is a favourite subject for all the naughty picture manipulators, according to her people.
Seedy types have flooded t'internet with tricked-up pics of her.
That Ron Weasley should find something more constructive to do with his time.
Emma Watson is probably one of the most popular celebrities when it comes to fake nudes on the entire internet. So why are lawyers getting called in on this one? HUH?
SEEMS A BIT WEIRD. I've naturally been looking for these fabled pictures but have not yet found any new ones that the article could be talking about.
I can usually spot a shoop from 50 miles away so I need to be brought in to the investigation team on this one.