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EmmaWatch: Slutting it up with diseased rocker?

I'm sure Dr. Dave is up to the challenge!
 
He's ugly as shit.
 
He really is.

And those shoes suck!
 
Razorlight suck too (well, their one song I can remember does.)
 
He looks like he's wearing black tights. HE SHOULD BE SHOT.
 
GOD I HATE HIM MORE THAN SUE POLLARD.
 
OMG EMMA RESPONDS!

Emma Watson is not being corrupted by Kirsten Drunkst's ex, Razorlight lead singer Johnny Borrell. Thankfully.

The Harry Potter star has taken to her official blog to dispel some rumours.

She says:

"Hey everyone,

Happy Valentine’s Day!

This week is Fashion Week and although I have been filming during the day I managed to make it to the Burberry and Vanity Fair party at the National Portrait Gallery. The photographs were so beautiful and I was so chuffed with the book of all of them that they gave me. I met Christopher Bailey (the designer) which was really exciting. I also met Johnny Borrell (who is modelling for Burberry at the moment) and went on to PPQ in the same cab. I’d never met him before so that was great as I’m a big Razorlight fan. But goodness, I am really going to have to watch who I stand next to from now on!! Maybe I should stand next to Orlando Bloom and then we can be said to be ‘dating’!

Hope you are all well,
Emmax"
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Sounds like a feminine hygene product.
 
Click on the link to her website. It has to be experienced.
 
Aww.. her favicon is a little heart.
 
DIDN'T I SAY the press are liars all along? And now a real live celebrity has agreed with me! This also proves that she is still a virgin and has never tried drugs. Yes, that blog post proves it.
 
Wow, those bird noises sure are annoying.
 
I know. It's something I thought the world needed to see.

It certainly does support the virgin theory. The only other reason would be that she was at Woodstock. Not so much.
 
I HOPE SHE GETS STUCK IN A TIME BUBBLE AND NEVER GROWS UP
 
Brace yourself Wacky, this one may send you into a fit:

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This will send all the Potter maniacs into a frenzy!

Daniel Radcliffe, was spotted having a romantic, yet secret Valentine's date with his Harry Potter co-star Emma Watson last Thursday.

Emma was recently linked with Razorlight dirty birdy Johnny Borrell, 10 years her senior, though she denied the rumors on her personal website. Radcliffe just split from his Equus co-star, Laura O'Toole.

Daniel and Emma were spotted huddled together in the garden of a London pub near Radcliffe's home.

An onlooker was quoted stating that "they arrived quite late at the pub - about 10pm - and sat outside, using each other's bodies for warmth. Emma, who was wearing a black top and matching pashmina, kept looking over her shoulder nervously as if she didn't wanted to be recognised. When people started to notice the couple and began pointing, she wrapped her scarf around her head so only her eyes were peeping out. Daniel found her new look hysterical and started laughing. Throughout the night, in fact, he just kept giggling like a love-struck teen. They then left the pub, heads together and whispering, and headed in the direction of Daniel's home nearby."
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Oh dear oh dear oh dear...
 
Harry's gonna use his wand!
 
Good for him. At least he's her age and doesn't seem evil.
 
And I'm sure he'll be considerate, and do some manscaping for her.

ACCIO HERMOINE HOO-HOO!!
 
Could have been worse, could have been Grinty
 
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