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A LONG TIME AGO
I always manage to miss Cliff.
It's funny how on Star Wars each planet just has one kind of environment: Tattooine is a desert planet, Endor is a forest planet, Mustafaar is a volcano planet and so on and of course Hoth is a SNOW PLANET. But that's because Hoth is COOL! All the stuff on Hoth is just so awesome and iconic from the start. Han saying "I'll see you in HELL!" always surprised me as a child because it's a NAUGHTY WORD. Then the bit where Han has to use Luke's lightsabre to cut open the taun-taun, classic. Luke falling down in the snow in front of ghost Obi-Wan! EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE RULES THERE'S NO POINT EVEN REVIEWING IT!
And then what about Vader huh and his relentless quest to capture his son, killing people and kicking ass along the way, you have to admire the bastard and those times where you say his burned human head are pretty freaky aren't they and APOLOGY ACCEPTED CAPTAIN WHATEVER.
The battle of hoth, anothe triumph!
The asteroid chase, YES YES YES GIVE ME MORE, the music, the asteroids, Threepio being JUST AS ANNOYING AS JAR JAR but it all rules. NEver tell me the odds!
JETHRO IS A SPACE BRA
Luke on Dagobah, what can I say eh chaps, Yoda is just the coolest puppet to ever LIVE and he really does live and you never once think "he's just a puppet!" in his scense and that's a fucking credit to all involved isn't it, Mark Hamil deserves credit for his acting here because you really believe he's talking to a living Yoda. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!" and moving the X-Wing with his mind that's what Star Wars is all about you bastards.
HROOM HROOM MUCH TOO HASTY
How about Han and Leia eh and the sizzling sexual chemistry even though Carrie Fisher was off her face on the cocaine, Harrison Ford is the coolest mofo in the known galaxy.
A WORD ABOUT BOBA FETT
I think he's a bit overrated and fans tend to take his death in Jedi too seriously because, even though it is lame, he is just a minor character at the end of the day but I can see why he's considered cool certainly because he does stand up to Vader here "he's no good to me dead" when Vader is going around killing everyone so that's cool and I like the way Slave One flies so yeah, Boba Fett is worthy of sexual favours.
HEY THERE'S A BIG SOCK PUPPET LIVING IN AN ASTEROID IMAGINE THAT.
Luke takes the quick and easy path and forgets the phrase DO NOT WANT because he "wants" to help his friends even though he should have some patience and I think this is made better by seeing Ani's downfall in the prequels.
"No...there is another." What, Obi-Wan didn't know about Leia? Or Obi-Wan is sexiest and thinks Leia can't get the JOB DONE? Probably the latter.
Cloud City is cool and Threepio gets all chopped up lol and Chewie puts him together again the wrong way lol Chewie is SOOOO CUTE by the way I like the way he's in love with Han and how about Lando and his cape what a bastard but he did have no choice after all and he does make up for it so maybe he's not a bastard at all.
COOLEST THING EVER: The door opening and there's VADER standing at the table and Han tries to shoot him and Vader's like "TALK TO THE HAND!" and then "We would be honoured if you would join us for dinner" haha he hasn't forgotten how to quip, Obi-Wan taught him well in the prequels where he's always seeing cheeky things like that too if you remember.
"I love you."
"You're high!"
Luke and Vader may well be the best lightsabre fight in the series. Yes the fights from TPM and ROTS are techncially superior but this one has the most emotion and of course it's all ICONIC AS FUCK with the arm getting cut off and the PATHOS and the PORTHOS LIKES CHEESE and you know all those classic lines like "I hate your black ass!"
I like it when R2 sprays foam or whatever out his dick to confuse the Stormtroopers.
Threepio says "delusions of granduer" and so does Han in Jedi WHAT COULD THIS MEAN!?
Vader must be feeling really depressed at the end as he doesn't even kill anyone, he just storms off.
The very end is BRILLIANT with that great music (Empire might have the best music of the lot though ROTS is up there) and the cool shot of the Falcoln flying away with Luke and friends watching and Threepio patting R2's head how can movies get any better than this THEY CAN'T OKAY, STOP MAKING MOVIES NOW.
This is my favourite film ever 10/10 NO ARGUMENTs
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A LONG TIME AGO
I always manage to miss Cliff.
It's funny how on Star Wars each planet just has one kind of environment: Tattooine is a desert planet, Endor is a forest planet, Mustafaar is a volcano planet and so on and of course Hoth is a SNOW PLANET. But that's because Hoth is COOL! All the stuff on Hoth is just so awesome and iconic from the start. Han saying "I'll see you in HELL!" always surprised me as a child because it's a NAUGHTY WORD. Then the bit where Han has to use Luke's lightsabre to cut open the taun-taun, classic. Luke falling down in the snow in front of ghost Obi-Wan! EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE RULES THERE'S NO POINT EVEN REVIEWING IT!
And then what about Vader huh and his relentless quest to capture his son, killing people and kicking ass along the way, you have to admire the bastard and those times where you say his burned human head are pretty freaky aren't they and APOLOGY ACCEPTED CAPTAIN WHATEVER.
The battle of hoth, anothe triumph!
The asteroid chase, YES YES YES GIVE ME MORE, the music, the asteroids, Threepio being JUST AS ANNOYING AS JAR JAR but it all rules. NEver tell me the odds!
JETHRO IS A SPACE BRA
Luke on Dagobah, what can I say eh chaps, Yoda is just the coolest puppet to ever LIVE and he really does live and you never once think "he's just a puppet!" in his scense and that's a fucking credit to all involved isn't it, Mark Hamil deserves credit for his acting here because you really believe he's talking to a living Yoda. "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter!" and moving the X-Wing with his mind that's what Star Wars is all about you bastards.
HROOM HROOM MUCH TOO HASTY
How about Han and Leia eh and the sizzling sexual chemistry even though Carrie Fisher was off her face on the cocaine, Harrison Ford is the coolest mofo in the known galaxy.
A WORD ABOUT BOBA FETT
I think he's a bit overrated and fans tend to take his death in Jedi too seriously because, even though it is lame, he is just a minor character at the end of the day but I can see why he's considered cool certainly because he does stand up to Vader here "he's no good to me dead" when Vader is going around killing everyone so that's cool and I like the way Slave One flies so yeah, Boba Fett is worthy of sexual favours.
HEY THERE'S A BIG SOCK PUPPET LIVING IN AN ASTEROID IMAGINE THAT.
Luke takes the quick and easy path and forgets the phrase DO NOT WANT because he "wants" to help his friends even though he should have some patience and I think this is made better by seeing Ani's downfall in the prequels.
"No...there is another." What, Obi-Wan didn't know about Leia? Or Obi-Wan is sexiest and thinks Leia can't get the JOB DONE? Probably the latter.
Cloud City is cool and Threepio gets all chopped up lol and Chewie puts him together again the wrong way lol Chewie is SOOOO CUTE by the way I like the way he's in love with Han and how about Lando and his cape what a bastard but he did have no choice after all and he does make up for it so maybe he's not a bastard at all.
COOLEST THING EVER: The door opening and there's VADER standing at the table and Han tries to shoot him and Vader's like "TALK TO THE HAND!" and then "We would be honoured if you would join us for dinner" haha he hasn't forgotten how to quip, Obi-Wan taught him well in the prequels where he's always seeing cheeky things like that too if you remember.
"I love you."
"You're high!"
Luke and Vader may well be the best lightsabre fight in the series. Yes the fights from TPM and ROTS are techncially superior but this one has the most emotion and of course it's all ICONIC AS FUCK with the arm getting cut off and the PATHOS and the PORTHOS LIKES CHEESE and you know all those classic lines like "I hate your black ass!"
I like it when R2 sprays foam or whatever out his dick to confuse the Stormtroopers.
Threepio says "delusions of granduer" and so does Han in Jedi WHAT COULD THIS MEAN!?
Vader must be feeling really depressed at the end as he doesn't even kill anyone, he just storms off.
The very end is BRILLIANT with that great music (Empire might have the best music of the lot though ROTS is up there) and the cool shot of the Falcoln flying away with Luke and friends watching and Threepio patting R2's head how can movies get any better than this THEY CAN'T OKAY, STOP MAKING MOVIES NOW.
This is my favourite film ever 10/10 NO ARGUMENTs
