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Epic Movie

Mentalist

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One of the worst movies I have ever watched in my entire life.
No word of a lie. It's abysmal.

I don't like these weak Scary Movie type outings anyway but Epic Movie makes Scary Movie 4 look like The Godfather.


This movie is painfully not funny. There is not a single moment that even made me think about almost smiling. NOT ONE.


The movie has one redeeming feature that makes it bearable to watch as it acts out the complete train wreck of a movie that it is.

That redeeming feature is Jayma Mays who is cute as a button and is actually some sort of clone of Anna Faris. (she played Charlie in Heroes as well.)


She looks, sounds and acts so much like Anna Faris it's actually a bit eerie. I thought it was Anna Faris for most of the movie.


Oh yeah, it had Kumar from Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle. That movie kicked ass. This one does not.

Other than that...

FUCKING GIGASHIT.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/

2.1 on IMDB!
 
I found it funny :D
 
Please seek professional help.
 
This was a surprise to you?

A movie whose original selling point was that it was a parody of movie selling points?

Eek.
 
Not a surprise no. I didn't expect it to be good in any way. But you really don't know HOW bad they made it. It shattered expectations of how shite a movie could be. Even one with such a sucky premise as this.

As I said. It made the Scary Movie series look like artistic genius. Quite a feat considering how bad those movies are as well.

It was awful.
 
Damn. I was gonna add it to Netflix.
 
I hate those types of movies as much as Dr Dave loves them.
 
I never said I loved the movie, just that I found it funny.

I will say that if you don't get the refrences in this kinda movie, your not going to enjoy it as much.
 
The references are usually so obvious that they're just performing scenes from the referenced movies almost verbatim.
 
None of the references to movies or popular culture were difficult to get. They rammed them down your throat regardless though.

It's just a shit movie. Through and through.
 
NAKED GUN WAS GOOD THOUGH
 
AIRPLANE WAS GREAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS A COPYCAT
 
Surely you can't be serious...
 
I've never been more serious, and don't call me RAPECAT
 
Airplane 2 sucked, I've heard.
 
Have I mentioned that Epic Movie is fucking retarded.
 
yes you have
 
IT SEEMS WE ARE NOT ALL IN AGREEMENT



i disagree!
 
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