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Epic poem about a bunny

He turned around trembling, and there stood before him,
His very own niece, and her new boyfriend Jim,
She said he knew about the kittens, knew he showed them mercy,
She forgave, he should come home for the funeral of his friend Percy,
Then Clive was suspicious, for he had no friend with that name,
He looked closer at his niece, and saw it was a game,
She was a phantom, sent to haunt him by the devil,
Clive turned to jump, to be rid of all this drivel!
 
He flew through the air, he was finally free,
His life would end on the rocks, he flashbacked to when he was three,
An innocent young bunny, playing with his friends,
He never could have guessed back then, he'd meet this most unlikely of ends,
He hit the rocks, his body would be surely broken,
But something was wrong, he felt suddenly woken,
He was dead, he wasn't hurt at all,
The rocks had done nothing, there had been no point to his fall,
 
How could this be, by rights he should be dead!
There wasn't even any blood, he couldn't see the colour red,
Clive was confused, what had happened this day,
Could he be invincible, surely there was no way,
Then he heard a laughing, from the cliff up above,
The phantom was there, in the form of the niece his love,
Maybe the phantom had answers, he decided to talk,
The phantom came down, Clive was relieved as it would have been a long walk,
 
Why have you done this, ask clive the bunny
I wanted to end my life, this just isn't funny!
You have so much to live for, said the guardian to Clive,
I had to show you that, I want you alive!
But who are you, asked Clive his wonder growing,
Why save me from death, not someone young with long hair flowing?
Because you're the bunny messiah, said the guardian that day,
Err okay thanks for that, said Clive backing away,
 
Clive is Jebus?
 
Clive wondered long in the desert, he did not eat,
He did not starve, and felt neither cold nor heat,
Madness took him utterly, he wanted to die,
But nothing would end his life, every moment spent he did cry,
Finally he reached a grass land, he knew not where he was,
He looked around this strange place, in the ground he saw prints of paws,
Then he realised they were cat prints, he'd found their new home,
And he saw the cat refugees, fighting like dogs wit a bone,
 
The cats were starving, hungry for food,
Clive hid behind some bushes, if they saw him it would be no good,
Then he remembered, he was immortal now!
He could jump in front of them, slaughter them and how!
But as he watched the cats, all clearly suffering badly,
He knew he couldn't hurt them, his sanity was already heading to madly,
Then he considered something new, what if he helped them?
Maybe he was a messiah for cats, not bunnies male and fem?
 
He stepped out into the open, for all the kitties to see,
Some were ready to pounce, others turn to flee,
"The bunnies are back, the'll kill us all" they said,
But Clive tried to calm them, said a debt must be paid,
He explained he felt bad, for his people did to the cats,
He wanted to be friends, sit around a table wearing funny hats,
The cats considered his offer, they whispered in each others ears,
They said instead they'd torture Clive, hurt him for a thousand years!
 
They came at Clive with hot pokers, they stabbed him in the ears,
Clive just stood there smiling, he couldn't be hurt he had no fears,
The cats were confused, they asked their leader what to do,
He said cut Clive's head off, chop that bunny in two!
They went at his neck, with a circular saw,
But they couldn't chop through, his neck was tough and not sore,
Clive asked if now perhaps, they'd be ready to speak,
The cats were baffled, they felt very weak
 
Supah Clive!
 
Clive asked them if they'd listen now, he had a lot to say,
The cats agreed they woud, but if he crossed them he would pay,
Clive told them he was immortal, that he couldn't die,
He asked them to join him, and fight for peace on land and sky,
The cats asked how they could know, that Clive wouldn't betray them,
Clive said all he could give was his word, to every male cat and dame,
Then one little cat stood above all, and said he would follow clive,
And more and more kitties did the same, they numbered twenty five,
 
And so Clive and his followers, twenty five happy casts,
Marched through the desert, and on and on wearing hats,
For his vision came partly true, and everyone was full of joy,
And often they would stop for an orgy, Clives with cats both girl and boy,
For Clive was bisexual, and he really loved to fuck,
I mentioned before he liked bunny girls, and he once had sex with a duck,
And in fact one day, Clive had an idea,
Let's stop here he said, and just have lots of sex my dear!
 
And so they stayed, in the middle of nowhere
An orgy they had, it was large and queer,
Then one cat, a cute little girl kitty,
Told Clive she was pregnant, and he said that's a pity,
Because he can't be the father, he's a bunny not a cat,
But she said she was a virgin, before she slept with him and that's that!
Clive grew angry, he wanted sex with no catch,
He asked her to abort the baby, after a tennis match,
 
She said no, and Clive grew angry with her,
He slapped her face, tore out clumps of fur,
The ran from him, deep into the night,
Clive ordered her found, he's teach her who's right,
Then the phantom came back, it said Clive was wrong,
He was being evil, he was supposed to be singing a peaceful song,
But Clive defiend the phantom, and black his heart grew,
Yes Clive turned evil, and was cruel to all he knew,
 
Clive was ruthless, he ruled the cats with an iron fist,
He would whip them with a belt, demand his ass be kissed,
He grew more evil than ever, and did murder and rape,
The cats wanted to flee, some were caught trying to escape,
Clive went to see them, one a girl aged just two,
He asked why she'd done it, she said simply "I hate you!"
Clive said no more, he just raped her right there,
All the other cats were forced to watch, and all fell into a deep despair
 
Clive loved to kill, and do all things evil,
To the cats at first he'd been a god, now he was the devil,
He decided he wanted more, power over all things,
He would rule the animal world, like Sauron in Lord Of The Rings,
He decided to turn the cats into killers, an army for Clive,
He'd uses them to conquer the bunnies, even ones who jive,
And then all others armies, be they ducks, dogs or cows,
Would falll before Clive's army, and he's execute the POWS
 
Clive went to the dark side!
 
Clive and his cats marched, the cat homeland,
He called them to attention, erect they stand,
Clive gave a speech, told them to fight and die,
Said theire lives belong to him, any who betray will fry,
The cats rush to war, took the bunnies be surrprise,
The slaughtered the rabbits, many had tears in their eyes,
Clive watched it all, blackness in his heart,
Until he saw his niece, he then turned with a start,
 
Clive was taken aback, he'd forgottne about her,
She was crying for mercy, as cats tore her fur,
Clive told them to stop, that he'd hanle this,
The stepped back, and Clive gave his niece a kiss,
She said thanks Clive, I knew you weren't bad,
Then he laughed an evil laugh, and she was no longer glad,
Then Clive brutally murdered her, his very own niece,
And the cats rejoiced, they had won the war and all were still in one piece,
 
Clive ordered his troops, to eat the dead,
And so the bunnies feasted, their faces turned red,
They bathed in blood, Clive was most pleased,
He began to masturbate, his cock he teased
Then the phantom appeared, once again said Clive was wrong,
Clive dismissed him, with a laugh and a song,
So the phantom laid a curse, on Clive and the cats,
Each and every one of them, turn into hats!
 
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