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EV1L1 IS LURKING.

Gagh

Gagh

Χριστόφορος
LET'S TOUCH HER IN EROTIC AREAS - WITH A MANGO!
 
ChrisG76 said:
LET'S TOUCH HER IN EROTIC AREAS - WITH A MANGO!
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OooOO.. *lurks some more*
 
I HAVE NO MANGOES WILL HAVE TO USE TANGERINES.
 
She's into fruit based kinkery!

Quick lads - rummage through the kitched. I want to see what reaction the Loganberries get!
 
:love:
ChrisG76 said:
She's into fruit based kinkery!

Quick lads - rummage through the kitched. I want to see what reaction the Loganberries get!
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:love:
 
I'm not touching the turnips though. The birds always go weak at the knees, and lose cohesion in the midriff when the turnips come to town.
 
ChrisG76 said:
I'm not touching the turnips though. The birds always go weak at the knees, and lose cohesion in the midriff when the turnips come to town.
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So, I'm to fetch the turnips too?
 
ChrisG76 said:
So, I'm to fetch the turnips too?
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No,, I am not very fond of them personally..
 
Good lassie. Stick to the safe stuff.
 
Rutabagas?
 
 
Cassie said:
Rutabagas?
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Bless you. Would you like a tissue?
 
As luck would have it, I have a turnip that is the exact same shape as a thingy (and a thingy that is the exact same shape as a turnip!)
 
Oooh, Matron!
 
CaptainWacky said:
As luck would have it, I have a turnip that is the exact same shape as a thingy (and a thingy that is the exact same shape as a turnip!)
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I wonder what type of reaction EV1L1 would have to PICKLES?
 
Blackadder: How did you find a turnip that cost £40,000?

Baldric: Well I had to haggle.
 
Evocative smiley.
 
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