Even if I met other people with Asperger's I wouldn't like them

[CaptainWacky]

I'd probably stab them all in the thighs with forks and they'd just sit there going "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"

 

[The Tomtrek]

Assburgers doesn't exist.

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, it's really the alien spirits that Xenu trapped on Earth that cause mental disorders!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And everyone who commits suicide just wants attention!

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I've met someone with Asperger's(Tom, of LONAF fame). He probably would say "does not compute" if you stabbed him in the thighs. It'd be "random".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did you make fun of him the whole time and get away with it because he can't understand facial expressions, you bastard?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Maybe.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hey, who hasn't thought about killing themselves just to haunt the funeral to see who all showed up?











Not me.

 

[headvoid]

I was once in a meeting where someone made a joke about arranging his pens in a certain way and said something like

LOL, I'm so funny and like have like and aspergers like thing for my pens LOL.

I told him that suddenly reminded me of a smiths song but I couldn't remember the title. In fact I could and was humming the tune in my head for the rest of the meeting. The lyrics were
"Why do I spend valuable time with people that I'ld much rather kick in the eye"

I am such a wussy though as I didn't actually sing it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ugh, who says "LOL" out loud?

 

[Grammour Boy]

My penis does not exist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't think I'd like blackss either, they'd be using the word "######" a lot but I woudln't be able to join in because I'm not white and I'd feel left out. Apparently.