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Ever had your leg suddenly decide not to support you?

whisky

whisky

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Last night I had been sat in the computer chair for too long, and when I got up my leg just folded under me, dumping me unceremoniously to the floor.

Calf muscle still hurts today.

Stupid body!
 
Back in Junior High I had that happen when the bell rang and I went to stand up quickly, next thing I knew I was on the floor. Stupid leg!
 
Last time that happened I was at an Ikea store inside one of their showroom shower display models getting a blowjob. Just as I came, my knee buckled. I made an awful racket when I went down, too. Took the shower curtain rod down with me. I just barely got my pants back up in time for the nearest store clerk to come over and ask if I was alright. I had made it sound like I tripped. I still shop there.
 
If you get a free blow job with every purchase I'm not surprised!
 
I don't have any legs.
 
Conchaga said:
Last time that happened I was at an Ikea store inside one of their showroom shower display models getting a blowjob. Just as I came, my knee buckled. I made an awful racket when I went down, too. Took the shower curtain rod down with me. I just barely got my pants back up in time for the nearest store clerk to come over and ask if I was alright. I had made it sound like I tripped. I still shop there.
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Stupid third leg.
 
And last night at 3Am, my other leg decides to wake me up with a very painful leg cramp.

way to go body!
 
i weep for your YOUNGer more YOUTHful bod that never used to give out on you Whiskey! ;)

LOL, just sayin'...is all.

At least yer cock is ok, right?;)
 
!!!!
 
Last night I did the same and when I got up I had to drag my foot in a John Hurt Elephant man style across the floor. I could have completed the look by drooling through a hessian head sack, but decided against it.
 
I'm sure it was for purely aesthetic reasons, yes?
 
That and scaring the wife, yes.
 
whisky said:
Last night I had been sat in the computer chair for too long, and when I got up my leg just folded under me, dumping me unceremoniously to the floor.

Calf muscle still hurts today.

Stupid body!
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You need to find a better, more comfortable, masturbation station.
 
If I sit on my leg, it doesn't like to support me when I get up. I make it do it anyway, as I've places to go.
 
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