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Everybody MASTURBATE!!

You know Day for about a milisecond I actually thought you might not be so bad. I thought everyone had you tagged wrong. That you were just being unfairly picked on. But I was wrong. You suck.
 
Homo Erectus said:
You know Day for about a milisecond I actually thought you might not be so bad. I thought everyone had you tagged wrong. That you were just being unfairly picked on. But I was wrong. You suck.
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I actually am being unfairly picked on, like by you for example. No one here has me pegged wrong, no one here has me pegged at all. I've been on the board since it's conception more than 10 years ago and I don't know a single one of you and vice versa.


Please, have another banana.
 
Daystrom said:
Seph, you work in a fish cannery where you gut fish for a living. May I assume you dropped out of school at an early age to persue a bullshit dream of living a bullshit life. Look around you Seph, your work, your home, your friends, the mirror. Your meager little bullshit life won't get any better than it is right now. Are you happy? Are you content? Or are you just "Seph". Plain, simple, bullshit "Seph".

I don't want you to respond to this post just yet Seph, but I do want you to think. Just think.
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Time's up fag. Now get back to work. Nobody here chose door number two but you. That mean's break time is OVER!

:puppet:

DID YOU HEAR ME?? I SAID BACK TO WORK!!!
 
Daystrom said:
I actually am being unfairly picked on, like by you for example. No one here has me pegged wrong, no one here has me pegged at all. I've been on the board since it's conception more than 10 years ago and I don't know a single one of you and vice versa.


Please, have another banana.
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As I said, you're out of touch with the board and its posters. You've been gone probably most of those 10 years whereas most of us have been here socializing for the past 10 years with only a few sporadic absences here and there. To us you seem like a lameass retarded noob wannabe troll. Try sticking around this time for longer then "maybe" we'll see if we are able to like you.
 
Loktar said:
As I said, you're out of touch with the board and its posters. You've been gone probably most of those 10 years whereas most of us have been here socializing for the past 10 years with only a few sporadic absences here and there. To us you seem like a lameass retarded noob wannabe troll. Try sticking around this time for longer then "maybe" we'll see if we are able to like you.
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Loktar, look at you. You talk to me like I give a shit about you, your mother and your fucking cats. I am God here. I am forever. I am what you don't know about Trollkingdom.

To me, you are little more than a brown bit on the toilet seat of the ragged assed skidmarked waistband you pull out of your pants to wipe the greaze from your brow between posts. Do fries go with that shake? Only the neighbors know for sure because they are the only people you know in life that care that you live and die.

Yes Loktar, I think you do both.

Now go to bed Loktar, but not before you fix yourself another snack. Youre hungry.
 
Loktar: Looking for mommy in all the wrong places. You'll never find her here Loktar, why don't you try the bedroom or the kitchen, she might be making peanut butter and jelly this time. Yum Yum :).

Fat ass.
 
Daystrom said:
Loktar: Looking for mommy in all the wrong places. You'll never find her here Loktar, why don't you try the bedroom or the kitchen, she might be making peanut butter and jelly this time. Yum Yum :).

Fat ass.
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Ooh a fat and incest insult. A double whammy. I guess should give up and kill myself now....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....NOT!

LAMEASS NOOB.
 
That was a momma's boy insult Loktar.

(but I'm thinking moms must be lookin' pretty good huh ;))
 
I don't post here but every few months myself DarkSikle and it's the same thing every time.

"Daystrom Daystrom Daystrom why is it all ways Daystrom".

Fools!
 
Ilyanna said:
Yeah,about that....

completely unacceptable behaviour. I will have to think of a punishment for leaving me alone with these savages for months!
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*comes swinging by on a vine wearing nothing but a loincloth and scoops Ily up*
 
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