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Everybody wants to know why I'm here!!!

Dr. House

Administrator
First, I must say that I just took a dump. The kinda of dump that makes you feel like you slept for 12 hours. Ahh, brings me pack to my old heroin days.

Now lets get down to brass tacks.

I am in the middle of creating a forum. This will be one of the biggest forums of all time, and I'll tell you why.

I am backed by a lot of capital. And with this capital I will be acquiring several very popular forums...and Troll Kingdom.

All my acquired forums will become a subsidiary of my main forum. It will be set up so that every time someone enters one of my forums, it will generate as a click for my main forum.
www.{rominucka's forum}.com/trollkingdom

Don't worry. Most of the staff here will be kept. The rest will be replaced with friends of mine. I will be titled "Ultimate Administrator" of all of my forums, and I will be un-bannable.

This place will carry on as normal...with a few minor adjustments.

I will be a fair Admin. You can even insult me. The more you come to my forum, the more money I make. Only a fool would get upset.

There will be more details in the near future.

Thank You for your time,
Rominucka
 
Somebody tell mm.
 
haha
 
I'm not sure what is more amusing this thread or CBS's Flashpoint.
 
Is this a spambot?
 
So who are you and why are you here? More importantly, should I give a shit?

I'll answer the last question first: NO.
 
Hmm
 
I, for one, welcome our new Kevin Nash av overlords.
 
Are you really an administrator?
 
He was very gentle when he tied me up and left me in the back of that muffler shop.

He even stroked my hair. And purred. For like, an uncomfortable amount of time.
 
Is his username a RommieSG reference?
 
I saw the wrestler in his av at Walmart one time. I WAS WEARING AN NWO T-SHIRT AT THE TIME.
 
You were? But you don't even know his name!? I supposed the NWO gets to everyone in the end.
 
It was just a cool t-shirt. He looked at me funny, like I might jump on him or something. I stared at him, til he left.
 
Did you scare him off?
 
Well this is a new approach at least.

Still boring but props for being at least a little bit original.
 
I'm sure he tried his best.
 
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