Everyone Look!!! Hunter's Baby!

[Sarek]

Yea, if that were only true right? Don't confuse my life w/ your stupid fucking D&D characters Shitrek.

There were no crack smoking gutter whores OR pimp monkeys in D&D.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thanks man, yea it's gonna be tough. But we're marine corps brats right?

We can handle it eh?

Adapt and overcome...

OOH RAH!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

There were no crack smoking gutter whores OR pimp monkeys in D&D.

Than you must've been the kid they wouldn't let play!

 

[The Dork Lord]

There were no crack smoking gutter whores OR pimp monkeys in D&D.

You must've had a shitty DM...

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Cute kid, BTW!

Thank you, I'm very proud of her.

She makes every day a new adventure for sure.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just wait till there's 3 of em running around...

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

You must've had a shitty DM...

LOL! YOU KNOW?!

Hah.

All the games I played always had Ho's.


Sarek's must've been a big fat fucking gay elf-fuck fest w/ lance up the ass paladins or something.

 

[Sarek]

That kid is cute. So who's the father?

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Just wait till there's 3 of em running around...

That's my goal.

I'm the oldest of the 3.

I want me a little clan, lol. And the next gen of mma fighters and nobel peace prize winners.

but

I'll settle for them just being happy and doing the best they could w/ what they got.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

That kid is cute. So who's the father?

I. BE. THE. PAPPY. BOSS!

 

[Sarek]

I. BE. THE. PAPPY. BOSS!

Bullshit. the kid ain't dragging it's knuckles or flinging it's shit at anyone.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Bullshit. the kid ain't dragging it's knuckles or flinging it's shit at anyone.

Wow. You like to masturbate to your own posts don't you?

 

[The Dork Lord]

If his old ass can still get it up...

 

[Sarek]

Wow. You like to masturbate to your own posts don't you?

Not as much as you seem too.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Not as much as you seem too.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Not as much as you seem too.

How does it feel to know that while you continually call me a Porchmonkey you'll always be a monkey tail clinging on to what I shit out and didn't have time to wipe off?

Kinda like your balls eh?

Waiting to drop.

 

[Sarek]

Don't have any use for that. But thanks.

 

[Kim Nyholm]

Two grown children, one teenager. We'll be dating again soon, thank God.

It's good to see you finally admit that you want to date teenagers, gnomie.

 

[Sarek]

How does it feel to know that while you continually call me a Porchmonkey you'll always be a monkey tail clinging on to what I shit out and didn't have time to wipe off?

Kinda like your balls eh?

Waiting to drop.

Bitchy, you make me laugh. You're counter attacks are always so full of self degradation that trolling you is like catching fish from the freezer.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Bitchy, you make me laugh. You're counter attacks are always so full of self degradation that trolling you is like catching fish from the freezer.

Why the fuck is your wife in the freezer?