Everytime they mention Cardinal Keith O'Brien I think they're saying CHIEF O'Brien

[CaptainWacky]

Just another glimpse into my dying mind.

But worth a thread!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[headvoid]

Robot Priests are the way forward.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But they'll be hypocritically against robosexuals.

 

[FBI parte due]

Coming soon: a heartwarming family-oriented sitcom about a newly-ordained robopriest in a rural parish and the struggles of the parishoners to accept an unthinking, unfeeling piece of machinery as minister to all their spiritual needs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Diary of a Country Robopriest.

Destined for The Criterion Collection.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The shape of things to come.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Robo Father Jack: Oil!

(I don't know.)

 

[headvoid]

Son, my nuts appear rusty. Grab that wrench and the WD40 from over there and give them a twiddle.

 

[Cassie]

Data gets a religion chip.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'd explode from all the contradictions.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fundamentalist Christians would lynch him for daring to give logical, non-hypocritical interpretations of Leviticus.