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Evolution gone mad? Fossilised Dalek found!

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/doctor-who/4935903/Dr-Who-Dalek-found-in-pond.html
 
It is a test from God
 
and Paul Weller is in on the joke
 
We rebelled. We evolved.
 
We're all frakking Daleks.
 
They should make Aliens vs Predator vs Daleks vs Terminators vs Cybermen.
 
One Dalek is enough for a thousand Cybermen though.
 
They definitely made Daleks too overpowered in NuWho.
 
Well even Rose's mum was killing them by the end (with a giant gun, but still.)
 
There was a Dr Who exhibition at Beaulieu in the early 80's - around the time Peter Davidson was Doctor. That had several Daleks there. The article failed to mention that, and I distinctly remember going several times, seeing as it isn't very far from me at all.
 
Proof. Google "Dr Who exhibition" and Beaulieu. Several other people have mentioned it. It's clearly one that was either purloined or disposed of from that exhibition. I probably saw that very Dalek there as a nipper.
 
The papers probably know this but are ignoring it so they can continue running "THE MYSTERY OF THE SWAMP DALEK!" stories.
 
British media...
 
Tomorrow's Sun headline:

"DID SWAMP DALEK CAUSE JADE'S CANCER??"
 
Sometime I feel like I can follow these threads. Other times...
 
It'll be on the ITV News tomorrow.

"And finally... *obnoxious chuckle* a Dalek's been rescued from a swamp after falling in over a decade ago, but what should the government have done to prevent it?"
 
I am uncomfortable with the word "Dalek".
 
Differently able Kaled then
 
They'll be staking out the Dalek swamp for the NEW COMPANION.
 
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