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(Andy is filming his sit-com in a studio.)
Gobbler: I don't get it. Why are black people black?
Andy: Is he 'avin' a laugh? HE'S 'AVIN' A LAUGH! Ooooh, Betty!
Gay Guy: AND CUT! You were brilliant Andy!
Andy: Thanks. But don't you think it's getting a bit stupid and unbelivable?
Gay Guy: Nah! Anyway, here's Cliff Richard to film a guest appearance!
Andy: What!?
Cliff: HAHAa, you fat fuck, you ain't fucking funny or NUTHINK you fat four eyed fuck, haha!
Andy: ...
Cliff: Sod this shit, I'm going out to shag Lily Allen in the car! Get out my fucking way!
(He storms off.)
Andy: Was he 'avin' a laugh!
Someone: CUT!
(The camera pulls back to show that THIS was all taking place in a bigger studio and we see RICKY GERVAIS and STEPHEN MERCHANT watching.)
Stephen: That was great, Ricky!
Ricky: Thanks. But don't you think it's getting a bit stupid and unbelievable? Andy would never say "was he 'avin' a laugh"!
Stephen: Who cares man, it's still funny!
Ricky: Well obviously, we wrote it, but still! And Cliff Richard would never act like that.
Stephen: It's just a laugh yeah, jolly japes!
Ricky: I know, but a bit of realism...
Stephen: Forget realism! The punters just want stupid shit! They're all thick as shit, the fools!
Ricky: Now you're talking like the Agent character!
Stephen: No I'm not! OH by the way, I want TWENTY MORE LINES next week in the show.
Ricky: Are you 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls back AGAIN to reveal that THIS was all inside an even BIGGER studio and the REAL Ricky and Stephen are watching. Ricky is really a BLACK MAN in his fifties and Stephen is a woman!)
Stephen: That was great, yeah!
Ricky: Don't you think the whole "show within a show within a show within a show within a show within a show" gag is getting a bit much?
Stephen: Nah! Everyione's falling for your fake Ricky Gervais character!
Ricky: I know, I can't believe they think I could really write a Simpsons episode that shit!
Stephen: You're 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls out revealing that THIS is all a stuido too and we see Ricky Gervais with his face painted green and a bit of plastic stuck on his forehead inside a spaceship.)
Gervias Alien: PEOPLE OF EARTH. YOUR WHOLE REALITY IS JUST A SHOW WITHIN A SHOW CREATED FOR OUR AMUSEMENT! WE ARE HAVING A LAUGH!
(The camera pulls back AGAIN showing that he is actually in an underground bunker on an island(!) and pulls back right out into orbit and then to the moon where THE ROCK is standing naked, his penis proud and erect, long blond hair blowing in the wind (on the moon!?) and a Scottish Claymore held high about his head.)
The Rock: Is he 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls back to show that this is just a studio and The Rock is in front of a greenscreen! Ricky Gervias jumps in front of him and starts doing the dance from The Office.)
Ricky: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!
(Maggie runs out and kisses him!)
Ricky: Andy and Maggie get married the end.
Gobbler: I don't get it. Why are black people black?
Andy: Is he 'avin' a laugh? HE'S 'AVIN' A LAUGH! Ooooh, Betty!
Gay Guy: AND CUT! You were brilliant Andy!
Andy: Thanks. But don't you think it's getting a bit stupid and unbelivable?
Gay Guy: Nah! Anyway, here's Cliff Richard to film a guest appearance!
Andy: What!?
Cliff: HAHAa, you fat fuck, you ain't fucking funny or NUTHINK you fat four eyed fuck, haha!
Andy: ...
Cliff: Sod this shit, I'm going out to shag Lily Allen in the car! Get out my fucking way!
(He storms off.)
Andy: Was he 'avin' a laugh!
Someone: CUT!
(The camera pulls back to show that THIS was all taking place in a bigger studio and we see RICKY GERVAIS and STEPHEN MERCHANT watching.)
Stephen: That was great, Ricky!
Ricky: Thanks. But don't you think it's getting a bit stupid and unbelievable? Andy would never say "was he 'avin' a laugh"!
Stephen: Who cares man, it's still funny!
Ricky: Well obviously, we wrote it, but still! And Cliff Richard would never act like that.
Stephen: It's just a laugh yeah, jolly japes!
Ricky: I know, but a bit of realism...
Stephen: Forget realism! The punters just want stupid shit! They're all thick as shit, the fools!
Ricky: Now you're talking like the Agent character!
Stephen: No I'm not! OH by the way, I want TWENTY MORE LINES next week in the show.
Ricky: Are you 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls back AGAIN to reveal that THIS was all inside an even BIGGER studio and the REAL Ricky and Stephen are watching. Ricky is really a BLACK MAN in his fifties and Stephen is a woman!)
Stephen: That was great, yeah!
Ricky: Don't you think the whole "show within a show within a show within a show within a show within a show" gag is getting a bit much?
Stephen: Nah! Everyione's falling for your fake Ricky Gervais character!
Ricky: I know, I can't believe they think I could really write a Simpsons episode that shit!
Stephen: You're 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls out revealing that THIS is all a stuido too and we see Ricky Gervais with his face painted green and a bit of plastic stuck on his forehead inside a spaceship.)
Gervias Alien: PEOPLE OF EARTH. YOUR WHOLE REALITY IS JUST A SHOW WITHIN A SHOW CREATED FOR OUR AMUSEMENT! WE ARE HAVING A LAUGH!
(The camera pulls back AGAIN showing that he is actually in an underground bunker on an island(!) and pulls back right out into orbit and then to the moon where THE ROCK is standing naked, his penis proud and erect, long blond hair blowing in the wind (on the moon!?) and a Scottish Claymore held high about his head.)
The Rock: Is he 'avin' a laugh!
(The camera pulls back to show that this is just a studio and The Rock is in front of a greenscreen! Ricky Gervias jumps in front of him and starts doing the dance from The Office.)
Ricky: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!
(Maggie runs out and kisses him!)
Ricky: Andy and Maggie get married the end.
