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The only thing they needed to sort out was the loading times on profiles. With all those apps on them they took ages to load (especially annoying since no one gave a shit what apps you had and just wanted to write on your wall). Once they fixed that they should've stopped there.
 
One of my freinds had 75 of her friends deleted by facebook today, don't know if it was a glitch, or if they just decided she had too many, needless to say she wasn't very happy about it.
 
I'm sure she corresponded with them regularly and felt a great sense of personal loss with the deletion of each one.
 
Maybe all 75 died at a meet-up.
 
She must've paid a lot of attention to her number of friends if she knew 75 were missing. I wouldn't know how many I'd started with.
 
Maybe she started with 76 and the only remaining friend was Tom from Myspace.
 
Myspace keeps sending me emails saying "one of your friends is having a birthday, log in to find out who!" so I log into Facebook.
 
If it was an important friend you'd know anyway.
 
Honestly, I have only a vague idea when any of my friends' birthdays are. Even the kid I've known since third grade, whose house I spent practically every friday at during high school, and who is probably the only person I know who understands my burning desire to move to Cape Town.
 
Mentalist's birthday is the same day as Davina McCall's.
 
I know the b'days of some online people (such as Joffré and the Tomtrak) and my real life friends going back to ones at primary school who I haven't seen for years and years. It's my gift... and my curse.
 
MY BIRTHDAY IS MAY FOURTH SO YOU CAN MAKE "MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU" JOKES IF YOU WANT ON THAT SPECIAL DAY.
 
I'm sure I'll be preoccupied with a countdown to whatever day it is in May that Star Trek comes out. So MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU in advance!
 
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