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Falcy girl

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
 
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
 
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
 
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
 
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
 
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
 
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
 
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
 
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
 
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
 
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
 
like the dork says:
LOOOLPL LOOK A SNIPERSDE KITTY WASSDFTEINHGGJ HIS TIMEZZX
 
No, I said:

LOL LOOKIT FAILCUNT TRYING TO TROLL
 
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PWDEDNESS
 
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